Post Malone Oreos

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Post Maloeros

February 3rd, 2025, Post Malone Oreos hit shelves! And I still see them at Giant Eagle! Post Malone personally chose the flavor: salted caramel. Malone, a pop artist from New York, is living my dream. I hope Nabisco lets me pick an Oreo flavor someday! We are B and V, and WE RATE OREOS! 

Creativity

V- Salted caramel is so good. I say it's creative, because Posty himself said it's his favorite flavor! He picked out the intricate designs on the chocolate cookies as well. This Oreo allows us to connect with the artist in a small, beautiful way. 

B- Usually, you see something like chocolate or turtle paired with caramel. They really managed to capture the "salted" part of the salted caramel! 

Execution

B- First impression: These smell like butterscotch. Second impression: These taste like stardom. 

V- I have no notes! The swirly design is fun, and something I rarely see in an Oreo. The flavor is there, and it's delicious. If you like salted caramel, you will love these! The designs are beautiful. My favorite is the guitar with all the intricate lines and swirls in the background. I am impressed with how much love and thought went into these! Post Malone should stop singing and just be an Oreo engineer. 

Does it Sparkle?

V- Yes! The overlapping guitar picks on the packaging give a weird, fun, modern art vibe! They truly immerse you into his world. The light and dark brown swirls look awesome, and it all plays into that "far-out" feeling. The cookies are all lovingly decorated, and it shows. I hope the attention to detail that went into these was appreciated by many people!

B- They're very attractive with the two-toned cookie, the swirl cream - I get why Post would have his name and claim on these!

Pairing

V- I think these would be amazing with a white Russian. Salted caramel also goes well with coffee, milk, and black teas. The world is your oyster!

B- I agree with V on the coffee and milk for sure. I'm thinking sprinkle these on top of your iced latte's whipped cream like toffee. Or maybe an ice cream topper. 

Buy Again

V- Yes! I bought it twice!

B- These were hard to resist 

Creativity

Execution

Does it Sparkle?

Pairing

Buy Again

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